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Mourning before my Mom and Dads plot
When Evil appeared and it made my heart stop
Seven years ago I slain this bat
Seems now I have to find pieces bring him back and attack him Cause
I'm not dying from the wounds of the last game
Breaking the curse. Save the day
Feeling alright but my backs in pain
Not complaining. Grab my whip and claim the fame
The Vampire slaughterer, Holy water-er
Take heed and lock up your daughter-er
Line of legends with a clenched fist
Last game. Let me reminisce.
he came to mess around, but then I introduced his face to the ground
and now I’m walkin’ through the town and people are all like

Simon Belmont Punch throat Lugosi
Got new Booties they're Fresh and Toasty
I'm calling you out cause I don't know the route
Why am I, resurrecting this clown... what?
Whipping werewolves, just leveling up
Taking apart skeletons, leveling up
Thorn whip is equipped, don't give me no lip
Collecting hearts it's never enough c'mon
It's getting late, where the church be
I just fell down and I skinned my knee
take to the lake but somethin' ain't right
It's time for the curse of the horrible night

Comin trough the woods, To slice Drac's face again
Hip hoppin' scary monsters away
Running out of time. No time to waste
Collecting his body parts then I'll stake him
Quick the cemetery. Holy water the wall
Down the stairs, trough the halls
To put the pieces of Dracula together
This coffin wetter whose rhymes aren't clever
Resurrekt and come mess with me. We'll see.

Jump in straight crumbling them Mummies and Phantoms
Like, no truce Medusa unless there's Tropicana orange juice
Break loose, whipping your tooth with that
Morning Star flipped into flame
Don't need no movie to remember my name
Simon Belmont, leaving you shell shocked
Room service but no, I'm no bell hop
Gonna leave you laying dead the floor
time to put my foot through your door, butthole!

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I'm gonna get you, bitch!
(You're going to have to catch me.)
I told you before not to fucking test me!
(You've just made the biggest mistake of your life.)
Is that right?
(You'll die tonight)
Look it's been a long day and I'm wearin' down.
Get your ass over here and let's finish this now!
(You think you can defeat me? Please.
You're weak in the knees, come taste my disease.)
Take this knife to the face!
(Not my beautiful face!)
Your days of destruction will soon be erased.
(Let's face it, you're falling apart.)
How 'bout this stake to the heart?
(I'm going to bite you!)
Owww! Fucker!
(We're family now.)
You're forgetting one thing, Count Chocula... I just put my stake in ya.
Yeah

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from Thanks Mom, released June 10, 2016
Duane - Simon Belmont
Brando - Creepy Townsperson / Dracula
Enkidu - Warg

Lyrics by Duane & Brando
Mixed, Mastered, Arranged and Produced by Brando

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