Billy:
D-D-D-Double Dragon, fuckin' your face. It's time to duke it.
Billy and Jimmy Lee bitch, fightin' is useless.
'Bout to break out and smash to get my girl back.
Fuckin' now it's time to taste this Sosetsuken!
With the lightnin' speed, you can't be fuckin' with me.
I'll fuckin' punch you in the face until my fist bleeds.
My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my nigga.
He won't think twice about pullin' the trigger.
New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit.
Me and my brother are the only people here legit.
Damn bitch, take this fist I'm gonna steal your whip!
Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm tryin' to break it, c'mon!

Jimmy:
I see you're gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself. (Pow!)
Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health.
Selflessly devoted member of the Fuck You Club.
Clubbin' you like a baby seal and cuttin' you up in the tub.

Billy:
You see the Black Warriors? (Jimmy: Yeah.)
Their shit's kind of whacky.
The world's seen the last of-. (Jimmy: Who?)
William Mackey, bitch! I'm fuckin' pissed, 'bout to take that whip!
Hit 'em so hard they'll be shittin' bricks!
Abobo don't know, he'll fall in a hole.
Double Dragon bitch, you don't even know.
About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate.
Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face.
'Cause New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit.
Me and my brother are the only people here legit.
Damn bitch suck a dick stay away from this shit!
I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate, bitch, any minute, c'mon!

Jimmy:
STOP! Nail time; can't touch this motherfuckin' gangster rhyme.
Write fail on your face with the flick of my wrist.
That's how I roll, know this, I got lots of tricks.

Jimmy:
You can't fuck with this 'cause we're dangerous.
Step up to the plate we'll rearrange your shit.
D-D-Double Dragon, draggin' ya down to the ground.
Jimmy and Billy representin'.
(Quit messin' around!)
Machine Gun Willy goin' down tonight.
Fightin' the Black Warriors until everything's alright again.
Rescuin' Marian, carryin' nothin' but pain.
Same shit same fucked up day, c'mon.

Billy:
Billy and Jimmy, two headbuttin' motherfuckers.
See these dragon tattoos? Don't fuck around cocksucker.
Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head.
(You'll never beat me fuckers!)
I just did, you're dead!
*Uuuugh*

-guitar solo-

Abobo:
Yo motherfuckers yeah my name is Abobo.
I keep my shit tight though, and all of my homies know.
Don't fuckin' look at me like I'm Donkey Kong. Wrong!
I'm twice as good lookin' and three times as strong.
So you motherfuckers think you can just go crossin' tracks?
Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks.
Yeah that's right I fuckin' slapped your bitch and walked away...
But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay.
So just get the fuck back and stop a'runnin' your lips.
Walkin' all up in my hood dressin' like Bloods and Crips.
Doin' ballet like West Side Story in your matchin' outfits.
Oh look it's Billy and Jimmy, the double faggoty twins!

Billy:
Well listen up Abobo, you fuckin' homo!
Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, I'll stab your ass bro.
You're goin' down in the hole, you don't even know.
Jump, kick to the face, takin' you down with one blow!

Jimmy:
Oh no, little bro, you killed Abobo!
There's suttin' that I think you should know before we go:
I am the Shadow Boss. (Billy: NO!) Yeah sure, why not.
And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot.

Billy:
Well if that's how it's gotta be I'm gonna take you down too!
I thought you were my brother, now you're dead, fuck you!

Jimmy:
Fuck me? Haha bitch, fuck me?
Let's take it outside, bro, then we'll see.

Billy:
How dare you go against me?! I trusted your shit!
I thought you was my brotha, not some punk-ass bitch!
A double crosser not a dragon wipe that smile off your face.
Or I'll smash back and crack your fuckin' jaw with a mace!

Jimmy:
My, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard.
Make you look like Charizard.
I'm too legitimate to handle, bro.
Like Mario put it best (Mario: "Let's-a-go!")
Join us; don't be so stupid.
Teach all of my warriors Sosetsuken.
If you don't, I'll put you in a headlock, G.
By the way, I think your girl really likes me.

Billy: You can't fuck with this shit I'll fuckin' kill you!
Jimmy: I will give you such an atomic wedgie!
Billy: I am tellin' Mom.
Jimmy: How you gonna tell Mom?

Billy:
Keep talkin' motherfucker I'm just settin' you up for this:
Fist of rage, why you act that way?
I'm a better fuckin' fighter than you anyway.
(Jimmy: LOL)
Just gimme my girl and get your ass home.
Zoey's on in five-minutes you never miss that show!
No no!

Jimmy:
What you know about the 101?
Leave Zoey alone, Nickelodeon's fun.
Unlike me, you'd better run,
think twice about where you're hidin', big cats eat mice.
My tiger-style is devastatin'.
You know you love it brother don't be hatin'!
Kick, punch, it's all in the method.
Not mother-approved but totally kid-tested.

Billy: You can't fuck with this shit I'll fuckin' kill you!
Jimmy: I will give you such an atomic wedgie!
Billy: I am tellin' Mom.
Jimmy: You wouldn't!
Billy: You stupid motherfucker I'm just settin' you up for that BOOM.
Bitch!