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Ed Damn these dudes never got old. Favorite track: Barbie.
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denn0h Great work as usual, it's too bad balloon scorpions kidnapped Duane. Favorite track: Simon's Quest.
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Nova The swan song of The Adventures Of. All good things must come to an end, especially with how much drama brewed between them and the fandom and everything else. It's still a very nice parting gift for the fans, even if it leaves you wanting more. Brando has moved on to greener pastures with their new band Adventuria, and rumor has it that Duane is still wandering the wastelands of Michigan trying to survive the Were-Beaver outbreak. So long, and thanks for all the bops. Favorite track: Rampage.
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1.
Spy Vs Spy 02:30
Look at this white spy rhymin' like a white guy (I'll slap you in your right eye stab you wit muh knife cut a slice like you're like pie) You know I like a fight I dressed for your funeral black suit and tie Concealin' a pipe, gonna smash your fuckin' nose wit it Got the brief case got everything that goes with it (Fuck a buncha you, I’ll lay you out flat wit this bat as I roll into the chorus cuz I’m cool like that) I hope you got an umbrella, water’s fallin' from the sky cuz it’s Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY (Walk into the room and stick muh dick in y’eye it’s) Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY I got a flight to catch (Well that’s too bad) What me worry? (You gotta be MAD) Peace the fuck out and take to the sky, it's Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY (I got the $, the passport, tix and the key) Knife√ Bomb√ Water√ Spring√ (These are a few of my favorite things I am the king, watch how my dingaling swings) I placed a time bomb, booby-trapped the room You know I won’t be happy till the white spy’s blue (I don't get it. So whatchu wanna do for re-) Thanks for findin' all this shit for me I hope you got an umbrella, water’s fallin' from the sky cuz it’s Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY (Walk into the room and stick muh dick in y’eye it’s) Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY I got a flight to catch (Well that’s too bad) What me worry? (You gotta be MAD) Peace the fuck out and take to the sky, it's Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY
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Barbie 01:01
Goin' down to Churrito's in the mall for some burritos Poodle skirt low cut shirt so look at me doe My hair looks nice and my nails do too Hey don't you like my shoes High heels on doin' mah do Goin' to the mall bitch so fuck you Smellin all fly 'tractin' all the men These motherfuckers they be jealous of Ken I got my own credit card for them spendin' sprees Giving dirty looks to the double Ds like nuh uh no you didn't talk to the hand bitch I ain't listenin' fingers glistenin diamonds n such me n all my girls goin' out to lunch drink a soda get a pedicure I'm on a mf barbie adventure Goin' down to Churrito's in the mall for some burritos Poodle skirt low cut shirt so look at me doe My hair looks nice and my nails do too Hey don't you like my shoes
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Look at me here flying around the room bringing doom as my big red balloon comes down Got the string in my hand and it's tied around my wrist with a grip so I don't fall on the ground bring on the thunderbolts of lightning no stopping the fighting going on in this place right now look around hit your team mates twice before they hit the ground no time to helium up now Bring it on it ain't a joke when I float you'd better listen to the motherfuckin' lyrics I wrote cause I'm gonna gloat when I pop you rock your socks too, as you plummet to the earth with no friends to stop you. I'm gonna clock you going 110 as you fall to the earth and bump your head Oh no, somebody hit me on top, now my balloons all deflated and popped No... I'm alright. This is my balloon fight (balloon fight) Taking out the room fight (balloon fight) Man, are you a buffoon fight (balloon fight) For you a get well soon fight (balloon fight) Look at me here coming flying round the room with my dude and his big red damn balloon killing you and all your friends, too. What the hell you gonna do? I think I just avoided a shark, too. Don't you know, I got tacks in my shoes as you fall to the ground I'm going to shout fuck you cause this is a damn war and that's my damn balloon your dead bodies now gonna be shark food Bring it on it ain't a joke when I float you'd better listen to the motherfuckin' lyrics I wrote Cause I will poke deflate you make paste of you hit your balloon two times and eat my cake, too I'm gonna clock to going 150 as you fall to the earth and wreck your kidney watch out. I will hit you on top and leave your balloon all deflated and popped This is my balloon fight (balloon fight) Taking out the room fight (balloon fight) Man, are you a buffoon fight (balloon fight) For you a get well soon fight (balloon fight)
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Rampage 02:40
I'm that fuck you member of the wrecking Crew Dragging my balls from California to Katmandu Don't monkey around I'll freaking clobber a Kong Fuck every window in your building my dong is so long I'm on a rampage. No cage with ape rage Wrote the book of matches bringing the pain with flames Devour forty towers with gorilla war You're gonna rue the day that the world met George I'll smash a tank punch a hole in this bank Eat this chicken, without asking just to Ralph it in your faces Running of places to duck behind Cause we're that real life Jekyll and Hyde Rampage x4 You know we're comin to your town and we’re here to party down we’re on a Rampage Move it over there cuz I’m the big lizard killin’ your brain like a Dairy Queen Blizzard up, down, side to side you can try to run but you just can’t hide I’m cold blooded, cold as ice, givin’ high fives, naughty or nice, man ya better think twice, do ya want a piece of me can’t a motherfucker get a whole second of peace I’m on a rampage - and I came to get down turn ya whole city into kind of a town - no flash photography please now everybody sing it with me
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Mourning before my Mom and Dads plot When Evil appeared and it made my heart stop Seven years ago I slain this bat Seems now I have to find pieces bring him back and attack him Cause I'm not dying from the wounds of the last game Breaking the curse. Save the day Feeling alright but my backs in pain Not complaining. Grab my whip and claim the fame The Vampire slaughterer, Holy water-er Take heed and lock up your daughter-er Line of legends with a clenched fist Last game. Let me reminisce. he came to mess around, but then I introduced his face to the ground and now I’m walkin’ through the town and people are all like Simon Belmont Punch throat Lugosi Got new Booties they're Fresh and Toasty I'm calling you out cause I don't know the route Why am I, resurrecting this clown... what? Whipping werewolves, just leveling up Taking apart skeletons, leveling up Thorn whip is equipped, don't give me no lip Collecting hearts it's never enough c'mon It's getting late, where the church be I just fell down and I skinned my knee take to the lake but somethin' ain't right It's time for the curse of the horrible night Comin trough the woods, To slice Drac's face again Hip hoppin' scary monsters away Running out of time. No time to waste Collecting his body parts then I'll stake him Quick the cemetery. Holy water the wall Down the stairs, trough the halls To put the pieces of Dracula together This coffin wetter whose rhymes aren't clever Resurrekt and come mess with me. We'll see. Jump in straight crumbling them Mummies and Phantoms Like, no truce Medusa unless there's Tropicana orange juice Break loose, whipping your tooth with that Morning Star flipped into flame Don't need no movie to remember my name Simon Belmont, leaving you shell shocked Room service but no, I'm no bell hop Gonna leave you laying dead the floor time to put my foot through your door, butthole! asdfasdf I'm gonna get you, bitch! (You're going to have to catch me.) I told you before not to fucking test me! (You've just made the biggest mistake of your life.) Is that right? (You'll die tonight) Look it's been a long day and I'm wearin' down. Get your ass over here and let's finish this now! (You think you can defeat me? Please. You're weak in the knees, come taste my disease.) Take this knife to the face! (Not my beautiful face!) Your days of destruction will soon be erased. (Let's face it, you're falling apart.) How 'bout this stake to the heart? (I'm going to bite you!) Owww! Fucker! (We're family now.) You're forgetting one thing, Count Chocula... I just put my stake in ya. Yeah
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released June 10, 2016

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