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released June 10, 2016

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The Adventures of Duane & BrandO Flint, Michigan

Hi! We are The Adventures of Duane & BrandO. We are a multi-instrumentalist Nerd Rock duo that covers and parodies songs from video games. Enjoy!

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Track Name: Spy Vs Spy
Look at this white spy rhymin' like a white guy
(I'll slap you in your right eye stab you wit muh knife cut a slice like you're like pie)
You know I like a fight I dressed for your funeral black suit and tie
Concealin' a pipe, gonna smash your fuckin' nose wit it
Got the brief case got everything that goes with it
(Fuck a buncha you, I’ll lay you out flat wit this bat
as I roll into the chorus cuz I’m cool like that)

I hope you got an umbrella, water’s fallin' from the sky cuz it’s
Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY
(Walk into the room and stick muh dick in y’eye it’s)
Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY
I got a flight to catch (Well that’s too bad)
What me worry? (You gotta be MAD)
Peace the fuck out and take to the sky, it's
Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY

(I got the $, the passport, tix and the key)
Knife√ Bomb√ Water√ Spring√
(These are a few of my favorite things
I am the king, watch how my dingaling swings)
I placed a time bomb, booby-trapped the room
You know I won’t be happy till the white spy’s blue
(I don't get it. So whatchu wanna do for re-)
Thanks for findin' all this shit for me

I hope you got an umbrella, water’s fallin' from the sky cuz it’s
Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY
(Walk into the room and stick muh dick in y’eye it’s)
Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY
I got a flight to catch (Well that’s too bad)
What me worry? (You gotta be MAD)
Peace the fuck out and take to the sky, it's
Spy vs Spy vs SPY VS SPY
Track Name: Barbie
Goin' down to Churrito's in the mall for some burritos
Poodle skirt low cut shirt so look at me doe
My hair looks nice and my nails do too
Hey don't you like my shoes

High heels on doin' mah do
Goin' to the mall bitch so fuck you
Smellin all fly 'tractin' all the men
These motherfuckers they be jealous of Ken
I got my own credit card for them spendin' sprees
Giving dirty looks to the double Ds like
nuh uh no you didn't
talk to the hand bitch I ain't listenin'
fingers glistenin diamonds n such
me n all my girls goin' out to lunch
drink a soda get a pedicure
I'm on a mf barbie adventure

Goin' down to Churrito's in the mall for some burritos
Poodle skirt low cut shirt so look at me doe
My hair looks nice and my nails do too
Hey don't you like my shoes
Track Name: Balloon Fight
Look at me
here flying around the room bringing doom
as my big red balloon comes down

Got the string in my hand and it's tied around my wrist with a grip so I don't fall on the ground

bring on the thunderbolts of lightning
no stopping the fighting going on in this place right now
look around hit your team mates twice before they hit the ground no time to helium up now

Bring it on it ain't a joke when I float
you'd better listen to the motherfuckin' lyrics I wrote
cause I'm gonna gloat when I pop you
rock your socks too, as you plummet to the earth
with no friends to stop you. I'm gonna clock you
going 110 as you fall to the earth and bump your head
Oh no, somebody hit me on top, now my balloons all deflated and popped

No...
I'm alright.

This is my balloon fight (balloon fight)
Taking out the room fight (balloon fight)
Man, are you a buffoon fight (balloon fight)
For you a get well soon fight (balloon fight)

Look at me here coming flying round the room
with my dude and his big red damn balloon
killing you and all your friends, too. What the hell you gonna do? I think I just avoided a shark, too.

Don't you know, I got tacks in my shoes
as you fall to the ground I'm going to shout fuck you
cause this is a damn war and that's my damn balloon
your dead bodies now gonna be shark food

Bring it on it ain't a joke when I float
you'd better listen to the motherfuckin' lyrics I wrote
Cause I will poke deflate you make paste of you
hit your balloon two times and eat my cake, too

I'm gonna clock to going 150 as you fall to the earth and wreck your kidney watch out. I will hit you on top and leave your balloon all deflated and popped

This is my balloon fight (balloon fight)
Taking out the room fight (balloon fight)
Man, are you a buffoon fight (balloon fight)
For you a get well soon fight (balloon fight)
Track Name: Rampage
I'm that fuck you member of the wrecking Crew
Dragging my balls from California to Katmandu
Don't monkey around I'll freaking clobber a Kong
Fuck every window in your building my dong is so long
I'm on a rampage. No cage with ape rage
Wrote the book of matches bringing the pain with flames
Devour forty towers with gorilla war
You're gonna rue the day that the world met George
I'll smash a tank punch a hole in this bank
Eat this chicken, without asking just to Ralph it in your faces
Running of places to duck behind
Cause we're that real life Jekyll and Hyde

Rampage x4
You know we're comin to your town
and we’re here to party down we’re on a
Rampage

Move it over there cuz I’m the big lizard
killin’ your brain like a Dairy Queen Blizzard
up, down, side to side
you can try to run but you just can’t hide I’m
cold blooded, cold as ice, givin’
high fives, naughty or nice, man ya better think
twice, do ya want a piece of me can’t a
motherfucker get a whole second of peace I’m on a
rampage - and I came to get down
turn ya whole city into kind of a town
- no flash photography please now
everybody sing it with me
Track Name: Simon's Quest
Mourning before my Mom and Dads plot
When Evil appeared and it made my heart stop
Seven years ago I slain this bat
Seems now I have to find pieces bring him back and attack him Cause
I'm not dying from the wounds of the last game
Breaking the curse. Save the day
Feeling alright but my backs in pain
Not complaining. Grab my whip and claim the fame
The Vampire slaughterer, Holy water-er
Take heed and lock up your daughter-er
Line of legends with a clenched fist
Last game. Let me reminisce.
he came to mess around, but then I introduced his face to the ground
and now I’m walkin’ through the town and people are all like

Simon Belmont Punch throat Lugosi
Got new Booties they're Fresh and Toasty
I'm calling you out cause I don't know the route
Why am I, resurrecting this clown... what?
Whipping werewolves, just leveling up
Taking apart skeletons, leveling up
Thorn whip is equipped, don't give me no lip
Collecting hearts it's never enough c'mon
It's getting late, where the church be
I just fell down and I skinned my knee
take to the lake but somethin' ain't right
It's time for the curse of the horrible night

Comin trough the woods, To slice Drac's face again
Hip hoppin' scary monsters away
Running out of time. No time to waste
Collecting his body parts then I'll stake him
Quick the cemetery. Holy water the wall
Down the stairs, trough the halls
To put the pieces of Dracula together
This coffin wetter whose rhymes aren't clever
Resurrekt and come mess with me. We'll see.

Jump in straight crumbling them Mummies and Phantoms
Like, no truce Medusa unless there's Tropicana orange juice
Break loose, whipping your tooth with that
Morning Star flipped into flame
Don't need no movie to remember my name
Simon Belmont, leaving you shell shocked
Room service but no, I'm no bell hop
Gonna leave you laying dead the floor
time to put my foot through your door, butthole!

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I'm gonna get you, bitch!
(You're going to have to catch me.)
I told you before not to fucking test me!
(You've just made the biggest mistake of your life.)
Is that right?
(You'll die tonight)
Look it's been a long day and I'm wearin' down.
Get your ass over here and let's finish this now!
(You think you can defeat me? Please.
You're weak in the knees, come taste my disease.)
Take this knife to the face!
(Not my beautiful face!)
Your days of destruction will soon be erased.
(Let's face it, you're falling apart.)
How 'bout this stake to the heart?
(I'm going to bite you!)
Owww! Fucker!
(We're family now.)
You're forgetting one thing, Count Chocula... I just put my stake in ya.
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