Well we're back in this bitch (you know we're scratchin' that itch) Man I'll throw a turtle shell up at you and I'll bust your lip Third game, and fuck gettin' old All we do is fart and curse so fuck it were golden The king has been transformed and Toads are callin' Now I'm in the grassland and Luigi's followin' We're in the grassland (You're in the grassland) I got cash in my hand (You got that cash in your hand) and I'm rollin' up coinz 4 dat ass I got 15 cents and you're all gettin' $mashed Y'know cuz we're swag and stuff and we're gettin' crunk or whatever Oh no, Desert Land This shit's gettin' outta hand The sun, not my frand The fun just never ends Larry and Morton and Wendy O Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig (fa sho) They got brand new wands n shit Taking over castles, real pains in the ass so I'm back with my suspenders on, gonna dust off my cap Shit I'll fly through the air just like a racoon leaving Koopalings doomed choking on fuckin' Goomba boot stew We will stomp yo face into outer space That don't make no sense Mario Bros. represent The name's Toad, you can call me Toad You're up in my house now, my little humble abode Ain't got no guest bed, guest room, not even a guest chair No bathroom, just the 3 wooden chests there So lemme guess you're gonna take my best shit and peace out like WHAT, nah, kick it with me for a bit In this kingdom, I'm largely ignored, but yo I got more cribs than a maternity ward I got homes 'n hoes in each world, widespread Yeah the ladies love my big ol' mushroom head ;) You wanna have some fun, lemme spin ya some cards My minigames bring all the boys to the yard But what I really hope ya get is nothin' at all You wanna rob Toad's house? Yeah you can suck my tiny balls Ba-balls Swing your arms from side to side Take a dump in yo pants Take a step and back again That's The Mario Dance™ C'mawn, I'm C-C-Crushin in this boot couldn't run and lost my frog suit Find the secret block and put this whistle on a long toot Ghosts is comin' at me gonna look 'em in the eyes Don't you know I'm goin' on a boot ride Check it out I got tha boot Take a walk on yo face Don't you know I got the boot Put you back in yo place Hoppin' around Stompin' tha ground takin' you down 400 pounds Actually it's a shoe Nobody cares Hey look at that I got a star (yeah) I'll Duane The Rock Johnson Dude DUde Really What, you mad bro I'm not even mad Well I'm sorry brah but it looks like I'm about to take you to Suplex City bitch. I say I say I say Why you takin' my star from me You got 29 lives, man, I only got 3 Man that's bologna, ya stats are below me I'll stick a feather in your cap and I'll call it rigatoni You would call it rigatoni, you fat fuck Come on man, I'm not even fat I've just got a lotta big bones Yeah that's cuz you're in the dog house Learn how to string a rhyme together fucko. Oyeah, so original Hit the pow block, flip the spiked turtles over Gonna hit it right back an' I'll take outcha shoulder bone Cut it out you fucker, just leave me alone I'm gonna jump on your parietal lobe You fuckin motherfucker Waitaminute there's a secret in this tunnel Nope, piranha plant, you're no fun (yo) Rock a Tanuki like I did it for nookie A falling statue in the air like (you fell and you shook me) I'm the mustach plumber fuckin' pummel the sun I'll fuck your mama in the butthole and go out on a fun run He's on a fun run (I'm on a fun run) I know that, I'm not a dumb dumb Rockin' this motherfucker destroyin' this place John Leguizamo, no stache on my face I got my Hammer Suit, implied facepalmin' steady and I'm-a throwin' shit up like mom's spaghetti Booty booty booty My fellow Koopas! The time for change is upon us The time has come to take back what is rightfully ours The time has come to take back the Mushroom Kingdom We will conquer all who oppose us! We will never give up, and we will never surrender! We will clean our teeth on the bones of our enemies Can you dig it?! Larry you do nothing, nothing you do I'm going to do you like a mid-level boss and not even mention you Morton's fat, whatchu think about that I woulda hit him 3 times but he collapsed and had a heart attack Hey there Wendy, save those hoops fo yo mama I'ma warp past the castle to avoid the drama bitch Iggy you're a nerd with a fat head Iggy you're a nerd with a fat head Roy I'll royally rumble your face right now Leave you rollin' like a tumbleweed tumblin' down Took down Lemmy wasn't even a brawl Sorry little buddy hate to burst your balls And then there's Ludwig, he doesn't even amuse me He aint nothing but a double-stompin' ass Gary Busey Hey toadstool look at me, I made it to the castle There wasn't no thwomps or falling blocks on the screen I couldn't handle Still comin' with a fireball in my hand Would have had the hammer suit, but damn the Ice Land Now to King Koopa's lair with a smile on my face and Luigi, he's my right hand man omg waffles We're the Mario Bros., and plumbin's our game We're not like the others who get all the fame The kingdom is safe, except World 3 Fuck that level big fish scare me You kidnapped the princess Ya dun fucked up Now we're comin' for your mf dinosaur nuts Pickin' up coins, It's time ta git paid If I wasn't out here I'd be out gettin' Koopa's comin' for ya, I'd rather just ignore ya Why don't you retire take your fat ass to Florida Ya freakin' retard idiot fag fat motherfuckin' dicklickin' shit in a bag ya fuckin' asshole cocksuckin' bitch ass ho I'll fuck your fuckin' shit ass bitch fuck tha flo' You're jumping on the ground, you're about to fall through Iggy must've got his fat head from you It's time to save the princess get out of my way And then luigi jumped in and saves the day Wher muh chikn wangs?!